60 Great Country Music Song Titles

from a larger list by George Hupka at
https://www.downstream.ca/country1.htm

All The Guys That Turn Me On Turn Me Down

At The Gas Station Of Love I Got The Self Service Pump

Beauty Is Only Skin Deep But Ugly Goes Clean To The Bone

Come Out Of The Wheatfield, Nellie, You're Going Against The Grain

Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goal Posts Of Life

Get Off The Stove, Grandma, You're Too Old To Ride The Range

Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm a'Kissing You Goodbye

Hand Me The Pool Cue And Call Yourself An Ambulance

Her Teeth Were Stained But Her Heart Was Pure

Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares

He's Got A Way With Women And He's Just Got Away With Mine

How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

I Bought The Shoes That Just Walked Out On Me

I Can't Get Over You Till You Get Out From Under Him

I Fell For Her, She Fell For Him And He Fell For Me

I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me

I Flushed You From The Toilet Of My Heart

I Gave Her The Ring, She Gave Me The Finger

I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except Mine

I Kissed Her On The Lips And Left Her Behind For You

I Still Miss You Baby But My Aim Is Getting Better

I Went Back To My Fourth Wife For The Third Time And Gave Her A Second Chance To Make A First Class Fool Out Of Me

I Wish I Were A Woman So I Could Go Out With A Man Like Me

I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight But She's Out Of Town

I Would Have Wrote You A Letter But I Couldn't Spell Yuck

I'd Rather Hear A Fat Girl Fart Than A Pretty Boy Sing

I'd Rather Pass A Kidney Stone Than Another Night With You

If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life Then Number Two On You

If I'd Killed You When I Wanted To I'd Be Out Of Jail By Now

If My Nose Was Running Money I'd Blow It All On You

If She Puts Lipstick On My Dipstick I'd Probably Fall In Love

If You Can't Live Without Me Why Aren't You Dead?

If You Don't Leave Me I'll Find Someone Who Will

If You Leave Me Can I Come Too?

I'm Double Parked By The Curbstone Of Your Heart

I'm Not Married But The Wife Is

I've Been Roped And Throwed By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral

Jeremiah Peabody's Polyunsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting Green And Purple Pills

Jesus Loves Me But He Can't Stand You

Last Night I Went To Bed With A "10" And Woke This Morning With A "2"

Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Grampa's Head)

My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

One Day When You Swing That Skillet My Face Ain't Gonna Be There

Our Love Didn't Die Of Natural Cause, It Was Honky-Tonked To Death

Phantom Of The Opry

Redneck Martians Stole My Baby

Saddle Up The Stove, Ma, I'm Riding The Range Tonight

She Broke My Heart, I Broke Her Jaw

She Got The Gold Mine, I Got The Shaft

She Got The Ring, I Got The Finger

She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer And All Through The Night It Was Honor And Offer

The Last Word In Lonesome Is Me

The Pint Of No Return

Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart

Welcome To Dumpsville, Population Me

You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too

You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat

You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Banister Of Life

You're The Hangnail In My Life And I Can't Bite You Off