Double Entendres

"And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

Pat Glenn - weightlifting commentator

"Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."

New Zealand - Rugby Commentator

"This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."

Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator

"Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew."

Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977

"One of the reasons Arnie is playing so well is that before each tee shot his wife takes out his balls and kisses them .....”

US PGA Commentator

"You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live'

"So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?"

A female news anchor to the weatherman the day after it was supposed to have snowed

"Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday."

Steve Ryder covering the US Masters

"There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."

Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North'

"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports

“They seem cold out there. They're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."

Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage

"Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.”

Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunesson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open